Swift Justice For ALL: Eat your tiny little MAGA heart out, Donnie boy, Taylor Swift for President!

  Taylor Swift concerts cause economic sonic booms.

    Last week brought some interesting Taylor Swift Emmys my way. 

    Where to begin? 

    Where to end? 

    Perhaps start at the beginning?

New York Times

OPINION
MAUREEN DOWD
Inside Trump’s Not-So-Swift Brain
Feb. 3, 2024
By Maureen Dowd
Opinion Columnist, reporting from Washington

It’s easy to imagine what’s going through Donald Trump’s head right now. I can hear his interior monologue all the way from Mar-a-Lago. He’s fulminating, working himself up to another epic meltdown, like he had over Nikki Haley the night he won the New Hampshire primary. The thoughts pinballing through Trump’s cortex might be something like this:

“I like Taylor Swift. I do. She’s made a career of revenge, which gets my Complete and Total Endorsement. She’s beautiful, just my type, unlike that wack job E. Jean Carroll and her sick lawyer, Roberta Kaplan.

“Rachel Maddow is not getting my money for that penthouse and shopping spree E. Jean promised her on MSDNC. Rachel wears the same outfit every day anyway. Besides, I don’t have $83 million. My third-rate lawyers drained the money I siphoned from my donors. I thought everyone knew I made that up about being a billionaire.

“I’ll tell you what: The idea that Taylor Swift is more popular than me is a joke. Her fans are 13 years old. They can’t even vote.

“In the Rigged and Stolen election of 2020, I got the most votes of any president in history. She doesn’t have more fans than me. She doesn’t! And my fans are more committed. Swifties won’t stand in line as long as mine. They’ve never broken into the Capitol for her. Oh, what a beautiful day that was.

“Now let me just tell you, I’m two for two, dominating in Iowa and New Hampshire, great, great, fantastic states, very special places. Every place we go we have tens of thousands of people outside every arena. They have to build larger arenas in this country just for me, right?

“Taylor seems like a nice girl, a little too wholesome for my taste. She did a Diet Coke ad and I like Diet Coke. She even got Birdbrain to take her daughter to a concert. And sure, I have a Taylor friendship “BFF” bracelet. Who doesn’t? That neurotic dope Maureen Dowd once compared me to a 13-year-old girl. SHE DOESN’T KNOW ME!

“Taylor more popular than me? Wrong! My movement is so much bigger and more fanatical than her movement. I could beat her so badly. Melania has been on more magazine covers than Taylor. More men hit on Melania than Taylor.

“And Taylor should not have been Time magazine’s Person of the Year. I should have been on the cover. I am the greatest phenomenon in history! And it should still be Man of the Year. What’s with ‘Person’?

“Like I told The Daily Caller, I wish Taylor and Travis the best. I hope they enjoy their life, maybe together, maybe not. Probably not. Too bad we have to take Taylor down. I liked Taylor’s music about 25 percent less in 2018, when she endorsed that loser Phil Bredesen against Marsha Blackburn in Tennessee. Then I liked her 50 percent less in 2020 when she accused me of trying to ‘blatantly cheat and put millions of Americans’ lives at risk in an effort to hold onto power,’ when I waged war on the post office to undermine mail-in voting, because those weenie Democrats didn’t want to leave the house during Covid. If she endorses Biden again, I’ll like her 200 percent less.

“SAD! But Taylor must be destroyed. She and Travis will be deified as prom king and queen at the Super Bowl, especially if 87 pops the question on America’s Holy Day like they’re in a Hallmark movie. And no one can be deified more than me. I AM THE BIGGEST CELEBRITY ON THE PLANET! Jon Voight, that old Midnight Cowboy, compared me to Jesus, and my tremendous followers think God has sent me to fight the Marxists and fix America, which is now a third-world country.

“Taylor is being treated like an American icon, but I’m the American icon. I’m trying to save America by destroying democracy, the N.F.L. and Taylor Swift. I know it might seem crazy to attack the things that bind America. But I alone can fix it.

“MAGA is waging a Holy War on her because she’s going to urge people to vote, and that would be mainly suburban women who hate me. They tell me, ‘I don’t know if the suburban women like you.’ Suburban women, will you please like me — I saved your damn neighborhoods, OK?

“It’s pathetic that Crooked Joe Biden needs a pop singer to drag him over the finish line. It didn’t help Crooked Hillary when she got propped up by Bruce Springsteen, Beyoncé, Katy Perry, Christina Aguilera, Bon Jovi, Kelly Clarkson and Miley Cyrus. Speaking of music, I hope Taylor doesn’t get a Grammy. I deserve a Grammy!

“Black voters, Hispanic voters, young voters are coming to my side because I’m the greatest. The economy is roaring and the stock market is at record highs because investors are projecting I will beat Biden.

“Biden’s aides have to leak stories about how he calls me a Sick F-Word in private because I cheered on Jan. 6 rioters and I joke about Paul Pelosi getting hit with a hammer by a MAGA supporter. As if cursing like I do makes him a tough guy. Besides, I like violence. It adds some excitement to the rallies.

“LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, Taylor. You and Mr. Pfizer are now at the top of my enemies list. I don’t get too angry, I get even. Hey, Taylor, that would be a good song title for you!”

    And then,  

CNN Newsletter (excerpts)

February 4, 2-24 

 

Taylor Swift’s NFL

The NFL, preparing for next Sunday’s Super Bowl, is riding high, thanks partly to Taylor Swift’s fervent support for her beau, Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs.   “Due to her in-person game day attendance alone, NFL viewership has skyrocketed — the playoff game between the Chiefs and the Buffalo Bills was the most-watched divisional playoff game in history  according to CBS, raking in a whopping 50 million viewers,”  Danielle Campoamor wrote. “In total, this year’s NFL divisional playoff round averaged 40 million viewers, the highest since 1988, and Swift has brought in the highest regular-season viewership among women since tracking began in 2000…   “The largest pop star has introduced an entirely new demographic to professional football — one the league would have otherwise had a difficult, if not impossible, time trying to reach. But for an organization with a nefarious history when it comes to violence against women, does the NFL really deserve Taylor Swift?”

    Bringing up the rear, in my Facebook timeline today.

Estes Cocke

Thanks for all the birthday wishes. It has been my custom over the past few years to write a poem on my birthday, and as I was sitting in court this morning on a case I wrote the following.

Now 77
So here I sit
In the judicial pit
Waiting on justice to arrive
I must admit
The longer I sit
I'm not hopefull the gods
Will erase the odds
Strong against my client's
Good side.
And justice, she wallows
In the farce of life
No sure which direction to turn
But that she exists
With her occasional fits
Is a miracle - a true gift from God.
Yes, she weighs in
On life, and it's toil and strife
To adjust, somehow
What, to us, is so dear.....
And what should we do
If away she flew, and left
Our balances awash and askew.
Yes, it would leave us to grieve
A sad, sad swan song
Once here, now gone, 
leaving no adjustment it seems
for right
Or for wrong.
All this, from this chair
Each year with less hair
Have I dealt with the hands
I've been dealt
An ace here and there
Has been kind to appear
But good hands are sometimes too late.
And so I must wait
For fortune and fate
Which daily rises and falls
That lady is blind
So fortune, be kind
And fate
Be good

Or be late. 

 

Al Cocke

So how did Justice treat ya,
When she finally came to meet ya?
Was she kind and full of grace,or
Leave you in a place
With no good story ending?
Your answer is still pending.
Happy Birthday, Brother!

Estes Cocke
So justice arrived,
And to my great surprise
She brought hope and love to the scene
Where together they worked 
On the law on the books
And found mercy
Burried somewhere beneath
A pile of old chains
Rusted by rain 
Which frightened the worst of the worst,
And together we ran 
as fast we can 
To the judge with a deal so sweet
That my client exclaimed
As they unlocked his chains
He'd pay me

End of the week!

Sloan Bashinsky

So, now 81

I wonder...

what do Lady Justice,
The Jealous Mistress, 
The Cleaver of Cleavers,
Karma’s A Bitch,
Miss Comeuppance
have in mind for 
E. Jean Carroll,
Donald Trump, 
Hunter Biden, 
Fanni Willis, 
Amendment 14, Section 3, 
United States Supreme Court,
Israel,
Hamas,
Iran,
Joe Biden,
Congress,
The Confederate Flag,
And,
The American Flag?
Taylor Swift? 

sloanbashinsky@yahoo.com